I have realized that there are two things that cannot co-exist. This is the seventh time this battle has been fought. "Why can't we all just get along," I cry out loud while shaking my fist in the air.
Sarcasm Filter vs. Li'l Peanut
Something inevitably happens. As soon as Li'l Peanut shows up, the sarcasm filter that I have so diligently worked to grow and preserve dissipates into thin air. Gone for the duration.
For those of you who are not fans of sarcasm.... well, I would lovingly suggest you take a seven month hiatus from this blog and return at that time Li'l Peanut is in my arms and the sarcasm filter is magically returned to it's proper home in my brain.
Consider yourself warned >8D